Dirty-minded Brits left giggling as ice block defrosts into a ‘c*ck ice’

2022-12-19

Dirty-minded Brits have been left in stitches at a defrosting piece of ice.

Yes, you read that right – who needs to watch paint dry?

It seems that it doesn't take much to get people laughing nowadays if they are laughing over frozen water.

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But, there is of course more to the story – and it has to do with the questionable shape of the defrosting ice.

One Brit let a piece of ice melt away in the sink and decided to check back on how the process was going.

As potentially boring as that sounds, there was nothing mundane about the state of the ice once it thawed.

"Could my block of ice be defrosting in a more British way?" they asked on the 'Casual UK' subreddit.

By British they mean rather naughty – as the ice melted into a very obvious phallic shape.

While they let the ice version of penis and testicles defrost away in their sink, many Reddit users took to the comments to poke fun at the frozen 'genitalia'.

One person commented: "Ah yes, a c*** ice. The classic dessert."

Another user giggled: "It’s clearly a bicep…"

While a third mocked: "A semi is nothing to be proud of."

Someone else chuckled: "Phall-ice."

Meanwhile, a fifth remarked: "Defrosting? Someone must have the heating on! Oh how the other half live."

Elsewhere, a bunch of lewd Brits were left 'cackling' at an inflatable snowman with what appeared to be a 'vagina'.

Over on Twitter a picture of a giant blow up festive character was posted to meme account 'No Context Brits' where many likened some loose material to a woman's private parts.

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