Man left mortified as little kitten claws penis after he slept naked once

There are many reasons why someone might choose to sleep completely naked.

Snoozing in the buff can be quite a liberating experience as it boosts intimacy and increases comfort.

But ditching the clothes between the sheets (for that reason) doesn't always go to plan.

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One fella was left completely red-faced when he snubbed his threads to enjoy a night's sleep naked.

Sharing on Reddit, the man came to light about his awkward blunder after one user asked how often people sleep naked.

In the post, which racked up over 17,400 likes and over 8,300 comments, the lad revealed the situation with his cat.

He said: "I was laying face down, naked, legs spread sound asleep. Apparently my kitten was laying between my thighs.

"I moved and she clawed my testicles. I screamed and shoved her off the bed.

"Slept under the covers for months. Now I'm back to normal." Ouch!

But it seems like that bloke wasn't the only one to experience a little kitten between his legs.

Another revealed: "My wife and I are in bed making love when one of the cats decided to find out what all noise was about.

"Let's just say that a cold wet nose pressed up against your bum hole while you're making love is not a welcomed feeling with me.

"Believe it or not the damn cat took the time to spread my butt cheeks with his paws before he tried playing hide and seek."

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