South Park takes aim at Meghan and Harry in blistering new episode
South Park takes aim at Meghan and Harry as cartoon Prince and Princess of Canada scream ‘We want privacy!’ while they promote his book ‘Waaagh’ and take ‘Worldwide Privacy Tour’
- South Park’s episode on Wednesday night was entitled: ‘The World-Wide Privacy Tour’ and featured a Canadian prince and his wife
- The pair ‘try to find privacy and seclusion in a small mountain town’, but their loud demands for privacy and campaign to sell their books annoys the locals
- Kyle complains to his friends: ‘They have this huge jet parked in front of my house and they keep on wanting me to buy their book’
South Park took aim at the Duke and Duchess of Sussex on Wednesday night with an episode depicting the Prince and Princess of Canada – a young royal couple who loudly beg for privacy, while drawing attention to themselves.
The red-headed prince and his floppy-hatted wife are seen promoting the prince’s book – Waaagh – whose cover strongly resembles Harry’s memoir Spare. They storm off a TV show after being challenged about their motives. The couple then move to South Park, with the princess declaring: ‘If we moved here, people would think we’re really serious about wanting to be normal.’
But their arrival enrages the local community – in particular Kyle, who lives opposite.
He complains about their private jet parked outside the house, loud ‘privacy party’ out in the drive, and the prince playing polo on the lawn.
‘They have this huge jet parked in front of my house and they keep on wanting me to buy their book,’ he complains to his friends Kenny, Cartman and Stan. The episode takes multiple jabs which appear aimed at the Sussexes, including…
The prince and princess of Canada are seen deciding to flee their homeland, after ‘bashing’ the Canadian monarchy
Prince and Prince of Canada attend Queen’s funeral despite family feud
The episode opens with Kyle’s younger brother Ike, adopted from Canada, inconsolable in front of the news because the Queen of Canada – who resembles the late Queen Elizabeth II – is dead.
The Prince and Princess of Canada appear at her funeral, and are booed by the rest of the royal family because they have been ‘bashing the Canadian monarchy’.
One other royal even farts on the Princess of Canada’s face.
The episode begins as the Prince and Princess of Canada attend the Queen of Canada’s funeral. The late monarch bears a striking resemblance to Queen Elizabeth II
South Park’s cartoon couple may be fictional, but they are undeniably spoofing real life
Couple appear on TV show screeching about privacy while bearing signs
The couple decide to appear on breakfast television.
Arriving on the set of Good Morning Canada, the prince holds aloft a placard reading ‘We want privacy’, while the princess’s banner reads: ‘Stop looking at us’.
The host asks the prince: ‘So you hate journalists?’
‘That’s right,’ he replies.
The host then asks whether, in reporting on the royal family for his new book, ‘Waaagh’, he has now become a journalist.
‘We just want to be normal people – all this attention is so hard,’ the prince replies.
The host counters by suggesting to the prince that his wife ‘does not want privacy.’
The prince and princess then storm off the set of the show while shrieking in an affronted manner.
The prince and princess arrive on the set of Good Morning Canada to boos, holding aloft placards
The couple shout ‘We want our privacy!!’ and ‘Stop looking at us!’
The couple become enraged when the host questions whether their book, interviews and Netflix show undermines their quest for privacy
The prince of Canada has written a memoir, entitled: ‘Waaagh’
Embark on worldwide ‘we want privacy’ tour while shouting at bemused locals – and kangaroos
The couple board their private jet, and embark on a worldwide ‘we want privacy’ tour – complete with dancing rainbows and a catchy theme tune.
They visit France and India where they chant their pro-privacy slogans to bemused locals – and even a field of kangaroos during a pit stop in Australia.
The prince and princess tick off U.S. states where they try to settle – at one point landing in Colorado, where the princess holds aloft a megaphone at a police cordon, chanting: ‘We want privacy’.
Deciding Canada has no future for them, the prince and princess embark on a ‘worldwide privacy tour’
The couple board their private jet, still holding their placards reading: ‘Stop looking at us!’ and ‘We want our privacy!!’
The couple land in France, looking for a place to settle – but don’t stick around for long
Bemused Parisians look on as the couple chant: ‘We want our privacy!!’
Move into South Park ‘for privacy’
Eventually they land in South Park.
‘Look at this town! There’s just something about it,’ says the prince, standing on a hill overlooking the snowy town.
‘If we moved here, people would think we’re really serious about wanting to be normal.’
A private jet then pulls up at their new house – which is opposite Kyle’s home.
The royals clash with Kyle by drawing attention to themselves with a bullhorn, lights, and fireworks while he’s trying to sleep.
The pair immediately irritate their neighbors.
As their furniture is being carried in, including a drum kit, the prince demands to check that it is not damaged – and sits on the lawn to play the drums.
‘Hey you! What are you looking at? Haven’t you ever heard of privacy?’ yells the prince, when Kyle peers out at his new neighbors.
At school, Kyle complains to his Cartman, Stan and Kenny about the new arrivals.
‘They have this huge jet parked in front of my house and they keep on wanting me to buy their book,’ he says.
The pair hang banners above their house demanding privacy, and hold loud parties on their lawn with fireworks.
‘Why are we so mad today? Because we want our privacy,’ the prince shouts.
When the prince begins playing polo on the lawn, smashing Kyle’s window, the South Park local can take it no more.
He rants to his school friends: ‘The prince plays drums all day – I don’t even think he has a job.
‘She just seems to boss him around.
‘Why did they even leave Canada anyway?’
Kyle’s friends tell him they have had enough of his complaining about the Canadian prince and princess.
‘I’m sick of hearing about them!’ Kyle says.
‘I can’t get away from them! They are in my f****** face!’
Back on their private jet, options exhausted, they decide to land in South Park
The couple climb down from their private jet and declare: ‘If we moved here, people would think we’re really serious about wanting to be normal’
The prince and princess move into a house opposite Kyle, and soon make their presence known
The pair stage noisy privacy protests, their house festooned with a banner reading: ‘Leave us alone’
Royals paper the outside of Kyle’s house with magazine covers of the Princess’ face.
One morning, Kyle wakes to find that the house has been plastered with magazine covers featuring the princess’ face.
They include a cover strongly resembling that of The Cut magazine after it ran a cover interview with Meghan last summer.
When Kyle confronts the royals, the princess yells: ‘He victimized me!’
The prince springs to his wife’s defense.
‘This is an outrage!’ he cries. ‘We’ll see how he deals with my blue penis!’ That appears to be a reference to Harry’s frostbitten penis, which he detailed in his memoir Spare.
The prince storms across the road to Kyle’s house, then flashes him through the window, shouting: ‘Hey, have some respect for people’s privacy!’
Kyle arrives home to find his house plastered with magazine covers featuring the Princess of Canada after clashing with the couple. One appears to resemble a real-life cover of The Cut magazine that featured the Duchess of Sussex
Prince and Princess clash with Kyle at branding agency.
The prince and princess turn to a crudely-named marketing agency for help protect their privacy.
‘There’s this horrible spy who lives across the street from us,’ the prince explains.
The branding manager says he already has a file on the princess, which she created several years ago.
‘I have your brand already: Sorority girl, actress, influencer and victim,’ he tells her.
The prince’s brand is decided as: ‘Royal prince, millionaire, world traveler, victim.’
Across the street, the Prince and Princess of Canada can be seen peering through a window as Kyle takes in their handiwork
Prince appears to eave wife after declaring that he wants real privacy – only for her to remain silent about his wish
The prince, inside the agency, suddenly has a lightbulb moment and realizes that he doesn’t want to be a brand.
‘Trying to make ourselves into a brand just turned us into products,’ the Canadian prince declares.
‘No more magazines and Netflix shows, we can just live a normal life!’
He stands to leave, and walks towards the door – but his wife remains inside the branding company.
‘Come on honey, we don’t need this place!’ he says. ‘Honey?’
The prince then leaves alone.
Kyle rejoins his friends, who invite him out to play.
The prince then arrives, and asks if he can play too.
He brings out his drum kit.
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